dear throngs of fans,
just a note to say that, while rumors of my demise have been altogether accurate and timely, rumors of my resurrection have gone wholly ignored. I won't bother trying to rectify that because, with age, I've learned not to give a shit, but I feel duty-bound to at least direct you to the few places where the residue of my online presence still lingers. and also to let you know that the dream is still alive.
Thanks! I love you with every fiber of my being!!!!